Tuesday, November 13, 2007

PROCEDURES PROCEDURES PROCEDURES

JEFFREY HAS TO HAVE SO MANY PROCEDURES
HE IS HAVING BUMP REMOVAL FROM HIS WRIST. (THE DOCOTORS SAY IT IS CANCER BUT NO ONE IS VERY CONCERNED)
HE IS HAVING TEETH PULLED BECAUSE THEY ARE ROTTING IN THE BACK OF HIS MOUTH LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON
HE IS HAVING HIS CROOKED FREAK SHOW TOES STRAIGHTENED TO LOOK MORE NORMAL
AND FINALLY HE IS HAVING HIS HELEN KELLER EYES REVERSED SO HE CAN SEE THE GLOOMY COLORS OF HIS LIFE.
WHAT A BROKEN, ILL, SICKLY PERSON. WATCH OUT WORLD ALL OF THESE DISEASES ARE CONTAGIOUS. THIS IS A SICK MAN.

8 comments:

tront said...

Speaking of procedures - Jeffrey told me he's also getting 2 ribs removed so he can toss his own salad. Do you think you have to wipe first?

Jeffrey Max said...

I have to get 4 ribs removed for that, and I might not get it because the doctors are like "That's a cosmetic procedure blah blah blah," and I'm like "NO IT'S NOT. THIS SHOULD BE COVERED BY MY INSURANCE."

tront said...

Fuck a doctor, what did they know

Jeffrey Max said...

YEAH FUCK DOCTORS.

STEPHANIE MICHELLE MAX said...
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STEPHANIE MICHELLE MAX said...

YOU TWO BOYRIENDS ARE GROSS FAGS TOGETHER. TRENT, I BET YOU WANT TO WATCH JEFFREY TOSS HIS OWN SALAD. FAGGOT

Jeffrey Max said...

OMG STEPHANIE YOU ARE SO MEAN. I'M GONNA TELL THE DOCTOR TO MKE IT HURT MORE WHEN YOU GET YOUR TEETH PULLD. BITCHY ASSHOLE BITCH.

STEPHANIE MICHELLE MAX said...

OH MY GOD JEFFREY, DEAAAAAALLLL WITH IT.