GOTTA JUICE IT

JEFFREY RECENTLY DECIDED HE WAS GONNA START JUICING IT UP (STEROIDS) BECAUSE HE THAT WAY HES FOR SURE TO GET ALL THE LADIES.

JEFFREY IS A FAGGOT, FOR SURE.

A FORGETTABLE BIRTHDAY FOR A FORGETTABLE PERSON

SO JEFFREY'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP ON THE 17TH. I SAY, BIG FUCKIN DEAL!
ALSO JEFFREY SEEMS TO BE "STUCK FUCKED" AT THE MOMENT, HAVING TROUBLE FILMING SOME NEW STUFF. SOUNDS LIKE HES ON THE RAG TO ME. I HEARD HE'S A HO.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BRO.

JEFFREY LOVES HIS MAAAAAM

OK JEFFREY BASICALLY LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY. TRUE HE HAS AN APARTMENT IN CALIFORNIA (WHERE HE SLEEPS ON AN AIR MATTRESS AND EATS STRING CHEESE FOR DINNER) BUT HE IS ALWAYS IN DALLAS "WORKING" WHICH IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR HIM TO BE WITH HIS MAAAAM. HE SAID HE LIKES HOW SHE MAKES HIM LASAGNA AND FOLDS HIS SOCKS. BUT WATCH OUT LADIES, HE LIES AND SAYS HIS JUST STAYING AT HOME WHILE HE FILMS IN DALLAS BUT AS HIS SISTER I KNOW THE REAL TRUTH! HE JUST LOVES HIS MOMMY SO MUCH HE CHOOSES TO LIVE WITH HER. ONE TIME I CAUGHT HIM IN HIS ROOM SINGING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW HE LOVES HIS MOMMY AND SHE WILL ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF HIM, HE DENIED IT BUT I HEARD HIM. STAY AWAY FROM JEFFREY!

EARTH GAY

EARTH DAY IS THE FAGGIEST HOLIDAY IN CELIBRATION OF NOTHING. I USE STYROFOAM AND PISS ON TREES. I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING GREEN EXCEPT MONEY. GIMMIE SOME!

FATTY LOSER

JEFFREY IS A GROSS PERSON THAT EATS WHATABURGER WITH SPECIAL SAUCE. HE HANGS OUT AT KINKOS USING THEIR OFFICE SUPPLIES AND BUYS DIET MINUTE MAID SODA CANS ON EBAY.

ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

OK I KNOW I SAID THIS BLOG WAS DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF MY BROTHER JEFFREY, I LIED, ITS FOR OTHER THINGS TOO.

THIS GIRL CAME TO SPEAK TO OUR CLASS ABOUT A SHITTY SHOW SHE CURATED FOR PARSONS ALUMNI, AND I WAS THINKING HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO CURATE A SHOW. ANYBODY CAN DO IT, ITS JUST "HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LIKE THAT ALSO GO TOGETHER FOR THIS REASON." AND THE REASON CAN JUST BE, "I LIKE ALL THESE THINGS" I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THEY HYPE IS ABOUT WITH CURATORS, I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO LIKE GOOD THINGS.

IM GOING TO BE A CURATOR, ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

P.S. JEFFREY IS A GAY

RAGE PROBLEMS

OMG THIS IS A GOOD ONE

JEFFREY THINKS HE IS FRIENDS WITH ASHLEE SIMPSON. HE ISNT, DUH. BUT HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO CONVINCE ME SO HE FORWARDED THE EMAIL SHE SUPPOSEDLY WROTE TO HIM. THEN HE CCED ME ON HIS RESPONSE. THIS MEANS HE CREATED A FAKE NEW EMAIL ADDRESS FOR HIS FAKE GIRLFRIEND ASHLEE SIMPSON.
WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT HE GOT FULL OF RAGE. HE STARTED BREATHING HEAVY AND HIS EYES GOT BIG. HE THREATENED TO HURT ME.

DELUSIONAL AND RAGE ,SAD. HES GOT SO MANY PROBLEMS. POOR GUY.

SHITTY CRIPPLED LOSER

MY BROTHER JEFFREY IS A SHITTY CRIPPLED SAD LOSER FOR THESE REASONS:
-HE WANTS TO GROW BANGS.
-HE WEARS MAKE-UP
-HE THINKS HE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS, WHEN REALLY HE HAS NO GIRLFRIENDS.
-ALSO, HE CANT WALK ANYMORE CAUSE HE HAD CROOKED TOE SURGERY SO HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM ALL OVER HIMSELF.