Tuesday, May 27, 2008
JEFFREY LOVES HIS MAAAAAM
OK JEFFREY BASICALLY LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY. TRUE HE HAS AN APARTMENT IN CALIFORNIA (WHERE HE SLEEPS ON AN AIR MATTRESS AND EATS STRING CHEESE FOR DINNER) BUT HE IS ALWAYS IN DALLAS "WORKING" WHICH IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR HIM TO BE WITH HIS MAAAAM. HE SAID HE LIKES HOW SHE MAKES HIM LASAGNA AND FOLDS HIS SOCKS. BUT WATCH OUT LADIES, HE LIES AND SAYS HIS JUST STAYING AT HOME WHILE HE FILMS IN DALLAS BUT AS HIS SISTER I KNOW THE REAL TRUTH! HE JUST LOVES HIS MOMMY SO MUCH HE CHOOSES TO LIVE WITH HER. ONE TIME I CAUGHT HIM IN HIS ROOM SINGING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW HE LOVES HIS MOMMY AND SHE WILL ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF HIM, HE DENIED IT BUT I HEARD HIM. STAY AWAY FROM JEFFREY!
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Stephanie, I'll kill you until you're so dead you wish you were dead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TO THE BONE! DUH NUH NUH NUH
Hang on. I gotta slide this leather du-rag off because my head's gettin' a little sweaty.
I have been reading all of these follow-up comments because I subscribed to them in my email.
I know that it's friday night. but i went to a high school graduation party this evening because michael knight is too good to hang out with me. i drank two heinekens and talked to an astrophysicist dad. now i am listening to the believer magazine 2006 music issue cd.
so you see, it is cool to be the human garfield, or the human 20-something, lit version, slightly-alcoholic cathy, as the case may be.
YO REBECCA,
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPP!
i can't shut up
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