STEPHANIE MICHELLE MAX

GOTTA JUICE IT

2008-09-30T11:35:00.000-07:00

JEFFREY RECENTLY DECIDED HE WAS GONNA START JUICING IT UP (STEROIDS) BECAUSE HE THAT WAY HES FOR SURE TO GET ALL THE LADIES.

JEFFREY IS A FAGGOT, FOR SURE.

A FORGETTABLE BIRTHDAY FOR A FORGETTABLE PERSON

2008-06-14T11:15:00.000-07:00

SO JEFFREY'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP ON THE 17TH. I SAY, BIG FUCKIN DEAL!
ALSO JEFFREY SEEMS TO BE "STUCK FUCKED" AT THE MOMENT, HAVING TROUBLE FILMING SOME NEW STUFF. SOUNDS LIKE HES ON THE RAG TO ME. I HEARD HE'S A HO.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BRO.

JEFFREY LOVES HIS MAAAAAM

2008-05-27T08:40:00.000-07:00

OK JEFFREY BASICALLY LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY. TRUE HE HAS AN APARTMENT IN CALIFORNIA (WHERE HE SLEEPS ON AN AIR MATTRESS AND EATS STRING CHEESE FOR DINNER) BUT HE IS ALWAYS IN DALLAS "WORKING" WHICH IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR HIM TO BE WITH HIS MAAAAM. HE SAID HE LIKES HOW SHE MAKES HIM LASAGNA AND FOLDS HIS SOCKS. BUT WATCH OUT LADIES, HE LIES AND SAYS HIS JUST STAYING AT HOME WHILE HE FILMS IN DALLAS BUT AS HIS SISTER I KNOW THE REAL TRUTH! HE JUST LOVES HIS MOMMY SO MUCH HE CHOOSES TO LIVE WITH HER. ONE TIME I CAUGHT HIM IN HIS ROOM SINGING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW HE LOVES HIS MOMMY AND SHE WILL ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF HIM, HE DENIED IT BUT I HEARD HIM. STAY AWAY FROM JEFFREY!

EARTH GAY

2008-04-22T11:49:00.001-07:00

EARTH DAY IS THE FAGGIEST HOLIDAY IN CELIBRATION OF NOTHING. I USE STYROFOAM AND PISS ON TREES. I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING GREEN EXCEPT MONEY. GIMMIE SOME!

FATTY LOSER

2008-04-07T13:52:00.000-07:00

JEFFREY IS A GROSS PERSON THAT EATS WHATABURGER WITH SPECIAL SAUCE. HE HANGS OUT AT KINKOS USING THEIR OFFICE SUPPLIES AND BUYS DIET MINUTE MAID SODA CANS ON EBAY.

ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

2008-03-06T19:25:00.000-08:00

OK I KNOW I SAID THIS BLOG WAS DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF MY BROTHER JEFFREY, I LIED, ITS FOR OTHER THINGS TOO.

THIS GIRL CAME TO SPEAK TO OUR CLASS ABOUT A SHITTY SHOW SHE CURATED FOR PARSONS ALUMNI, AND I WAS THINKING HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO CURATE A SHOW. ANYBODY CAN DO IT, ITS JUST "HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LIKE THAT ALSO GO TOGETHER FOR THIS REASON." AND THE REASON CAN JUST BE, "I LIKE ALL THESE THINGS" I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THEY HYPE IS ABOUT WITH CURATORS, I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO LIKE GOOD THINGS.

IM GOING TO BE A CURATOR, ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

P.S. JEFFREY IS A GAY

RAGE PROBLEMS

2008-02-17T15:41:00.000-08:00

OMG THIS IS A GOOD ONE

JEFFREY THINKS HE IS FRIENDS WITH ASHLEE SIMPSON. HE ISNT, DUH. BUT HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO CONVINCE ME SO HE FORWARDED THE EMAIL SHE SUPPOSEDLY WROTE TO HIM. THEN HE CCED ME ON HIS RESPONSE. THIS MEANS HE CREATED A FAKE NEW EMAIL ADDRESS FOR HIS FAKE GIRLFRIEND ASHLEE SIMPSON.
WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT HE GOT FULL OF RAGE. HE STARTED BREATHING HEAVY AND HIS EYES GOT BIG. HE THREATENED TO HURT ME.

DELUSIONAL AND RAGE ,SAD. HES GOT SO MANY PROBLEMS. POOR GUY.

SHITTY CRIPPLED LOSER

2008-01-28T12:49:00.000-08:00

MY BROTHER JEFFREY IS A SHITTY CRIPPLED SAD LOSER FOR THESE REASONS:
-HE WANTS TO GROW BANGS.
-HE WEARS MAKE-UP
-HE THINKS HE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS, WHEN REALLY HE HAS NO GIRLFRIENDS.
-ALSO, HE CANT WALK ANYMORE CAUSE HE HAD CROOKED TOE SURGERY SO HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM ALL OVER HIMSELF.

PROCEDURES PROCEDURES PROCEDURES

2007-11-13T20:17:00.000-08:00

JEFFREY HAS TO HAVE SO MANY PROCEDURES
HE IS HAVING BUMP REMOVAL FROM HIS WRIST. (THE DOCOTORS SAY IT IS CANCER BUT NO ONE IS VERY CONCERNED)
HE IS HAVING TEETH PULLED BECAUSE THEY ARE ROTTING IN THE BACK OF HIS MOUTH LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON
HE IS HAVING HIS CROOKED FREAK SHOW TOES STRAIGHTENED TO LOOK MORE NORMAL
AND FINALLY HE IS HAVING HIS HELEN KELLER EYES REVERSED SO HE CAN SEE THE GLOOMY COLORS OF HIS LIFE.
WHAT A BROKEN, ILL, SICKLY PERSON. WATCH OUT WORLD ALL OF THESE DISEASES ARE CONTAGIOUS. THIS IS A SICK MAN.

GAMING 4 LIFE

2007-11-07T18:33:00.000-08:00

SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BUT JEFFREY IS A BIG COMPUTER NERD. HE BLOGS EVERY DAY AND HIS NEW THING IS ICHAT CAUSE IT HAS VIDEO CHAT OPTIONS. BUT THE BIGGEST EVIDENCE IS THAT HE WENT TO THE YOUTUBE CONVENTION AND WAS ACTUALLY RECOGNIZED. HE IS FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE. THATS SO SAD AND PATHETIC. ALSO IVE CAUGHT HIM GAMING A LOT. HALO IS HIS FAVORITE GAME, HE PLAYS LIVE ONLINE ALL THE TIME. MY BROTHER IS SUCH A LOSER. LOOK AT THIS!

SAD LOSER

2007-11-05T20:25:00.001-08:00

HI EVERYONE THIS IS MY NEW BLOG, IT WAS CREATED FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON. THIS WHOLE BLOG WILL BE DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF MY BROTHER JEFFREY MAX.

JEFFREY HAS CROOKED TOES,HE SAYS THEY HURT WHEN HE WALKS SO MY MOM IS LOOKING INTO THIS SURGERY WHERE THEY STRAIGHTEN THEM. BASICALLY HE IS A WEIRDO CIRCUS FREAK. CHECK IT OUT. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!